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[TJMAXX]

Everybody and his sister will be betting this in 2009. I'll post a few plays. Goal is 5-7% ROI. these are REAL plays, maybe not available at the time of post, but I cant give away my candy for free, can I?

DET -6 -109 (very solid play at 5 and better. what donkey plays 6, i do not know)
Phx OV 155 (very nice bet) UN 167 -108 is also playable
LA OV 160 -102. I've played this all sorts of ways. OV 148 was a nice bet too, as was UN 163. I think I'll make the most it it hits at exactly 162. GL!
Det UN 149 -104 Very solid bet. I have it exactly at 145
NY +7' -114. Very nice at 9 and better, 7' also works
Phx 1h UN 82' -117. How they came up with this total, I do not know. FADE city.

[BennyProfane]

I'm on it.

[Jafar]

I really like Detriot -6.

And to prove it Wardekar, how bout you check the pinny line movement that occured in 3...2...1...

[Jackie Peanuts]

...

[TJMAXX]

markets settling down: here are a few i may hit again at these numbers:
MIN OV 154 -104
LA OV 147' -115
ATL +5 -113
PHX UN 169 -101
(1h UN 84' -12X is better)

also like LA +odds and Minny on a good moneyline but these don't count officially speaking

[Jeff Jones]

Everybody and his sister will be betting this in 2009.

I would venture that "everybody and his sister" have never heard of the WNBA, and, if they have, never realized the wealth they could amass by betting on them.

Just a hunch.

[Jafar]

JJ-
I saw your main man Fezz yesterday. I told him to say hi to you for me.

[Jeff Jones]

We've read the claims. Who needs to buy poor ol' Helmut when we have you for the WNBA? (Although you did seem to WNBA disappear after the first disastrous day.)

Jafar, we look forward to your producing a documented winning WNBA record here after all the self-promoting WNBA hoopla and the threat to stop posting your genius after the first day went awry..

You remain an RTP treasure.

[TJMAXX]

get a room boys. this is a picks thread. MY picks in Jafars thread went 3-8 or whatever that god awful result was. Please fade me.

[Jafar]

We've read the claims. Who needs to buy poor ol' Helmut when we have you for the WNBA? (Although you did seem to WNBA disappear after the first disastrous day.)

Jafar, we look forward to your producing a documented winning WNBA record here after all the self-promoting WNBA hoopla and the threat to stop posting your genius after the first day went awry..

You remain an RTP treasure.

You cannot really be this retarded can you?

Go to my thread, grade the picks that I posted. I have 1-0 the first day. 1-1 the next day. How in the world do you get a disastrous day out of that? You are losing your marbles, old man. I assumed you could actually read.

[TJMAXX]

some of the best stuff is long gone, but here are the scraps:

Minny -1 +107 (was a three weight at +3' and +130ish...)
OV 160.5 -110
Conn +5 -115
UN 146 -107
1h UN 71' -107

[TJMAXX]

9-6 +2.39 16.26R ROI 14.7%

1h phx -2 -105
UN 89' -107

[daringly]

9-6 +2.39 16.26R ROI 14.7%

1h phx -2 -105
UN 89' -107

I like both of these plays. I'm not sure why RAS went with Minnesota.

[Jafar]

I played Phx -2 EV and Phx -3.5 -104

Lean under but I can't bring myself to do it.

[TJMAXX]

At least you're not touting the OV on the 2nd highest totaled game in beaver ball history.

[Jafar]

Calling it beaver ball is derogatory towards women.

Jon, I cannot believe RTP allows such statements. Could you please put a sticky up letting everyone know such insulting comments should not be tolerated.

[daringly]

Calling it beaver ball is derogatory towards women.

Jon, I cannot believe RTP allows such statements. Could you please put a sticky up letting everyone know such insulting comments should not be tolerated.

Is there an official RTP policy against calling it "beavers"? Everyone I know calls it this. It's simply shorter than saying "double you n bee aee"

[Jafar]

I called them cunts in a thread at BC and it created a massive contoversy. Apparantly if I do it again, I'm banned.

But I can just unban myself so it's ok.

[greg]

I played over here. Beaver Ball is kind compared to what I call it.

[Jeff Jones]

I called them cunts in a thread at BC and it created a massive contoversy. Apparantly if I do it again, I'm banned.

But I can just unban myself so it's ok.

It must be wonderful to be so adolescently enamored with youthful genius to have discovered the word "cunt" for the first time at 22.

I have never been to "Beyond Capping," and don't plan to interfere
with their discovering of new numbers in the mathematical galaxy. It's very important work. I know StarTrek conventions when I see them.

But they have the savant, mikevegas, as moderator, and then, and then, Jafar?

That does extend the spectrum of respect.

Has "Beyond Capping" become Fantasy Island with mike as Mr Roarke and poor little Jafar as Tattoo? "A pick! A pick!"

Again, I don't read "Beyond Capping," but do moderators at RTP travel to "Beyond Capping" and pust the kind of nonsense this poor Lilliputian posts at RTP?

Or do you just let it go?

[Jeff Jones]

I called them cunts in a thread at BC and it created a massive contoversy. Apparantly if I do it again, I'm banned.

But I can just unban myself so it's ok.

It must be wonderful to be so adolescently enamored with youthful genius to have discovered the word "cunt" for the first time at 22.

I have never been to "Beyond Capping," and don't plan to interfere
with their discovering of new numbers in the mathematical galaxy. It's very important work. I know StarTrek conventions when I see them.

But BC has the savant, mikevegas, as moderator (well-deserved), and then, and then. Jafar?

Has "Beyond Capping" become Fantasy Island with mike as Mr Roarke and poor little Jafar as Tattoo? "A pick! A pick!"

Again, I don't read "Beyond Capping," but do moderators at RTP travel to "Beyond Capping" and post the same kind of nonsense like these poor Lilliputian posts here?

Or do you just let it go?

[Jon in Oakland]

At BC, you have to be careful with your B words. Beaver, good. Baker, bad.

[Jafar]

I kind of know how to make money gambling so they put up with a few bad words here and there.

[Jafar]

I won $610 at Red Rock this afternoon JJ. Spreading $10 to 2x$75. You just can't lose doing that.

And I've been calling bitches cunts since I was in the 8th grade JJ.

[Jeff Jones]

I am only one man.From what I read, BC is a testosterone soap opera, gambling site.

Mike is a good friend.

Baker, I met once, he was fine.

But poor little Jafar. He suddenly thinks he's Miley Cyrus.

[Jeff Jones]

I kind of know how to make money gambling so they put up with a few bad words here and there.


You are the only thing keeping the lights on in Las Vegas.

[Jafar]

Mikevegas is the only one I don't see on a regular basis but I've spoken to him on the phone once or twice in the past couple of weeks.

Cutter and Baker I saw today. Obviously, not at the same time.

How about you JJ? Let's have dinner. I'm meeting a guy I do business with at the Palms. Should I make the reservation for 3?

[Jackie Peanuts]

Has "Beyond Capping" become Fantasy Island with mike as Mr Roarke and poor little Jafar as Tattoo? "A pick! A pick!"


That's Funny

[Jeff Jones]

Sorry, I'm full.

I had the McDonald's dollar meal for breakfast. Then the Silverton had the Wednesday old people's $5 buffet meal for lunch.

I can't get out anymore today. I have to recharge the batteries on my Rascal scooter.

I'll just have to miss out on tonight's gambling colloquium.

[Jafar]

JJ- I had this girl from LA out here and put her up at the Palazzo. We hung out with Baker that night at LAX and Noir Bar. I got black out drunk but apparantly gave her a massive hicky that night and tried to sleep with her but there were too many people in the room.

This is our text message conversation the past 30 minutes:
Kara- Jake! I know you are busy right now but I want you to drive here lol I don't work till 5 fri
Jake- You didn't even put out the other night. Why would I want to drive for 5 hours for blue balls
Kara- I don't have sex with people that I'm not together with
Jake- Well, that's dumb.

I haven't gotten a text back. I guess I blew it. Your thoughts?

[greg]

Sorry, I'm full.

I had the McDonald's dollar meal for breakfast. Then the Silverton had the Wednesday old people's $5 buffet meal for lunch.



Now that is +EV living. If you stole a few cookies from the buffet even Jean Scott would be proud. lol

[Jeff Jones]

Now that is +EV living. If you stole a few cookies from the buffet even Jean Scott would be proud. lol

Oh yeah, The Silverton showcases their desserts right in front of the entrance to the buffet line. It's like chum to sharks.

I wanted to play a little dice, but the smuggled cookies in my hand didn't allow for any chips. Hopefully, they will be open tomorrow.

[TJMAXX]

JJ- I had this girl from LA out here and put her up at the Palazzo. We hung out with Baker that night at LAX and Noir Bar. I got black out drunk but apparantly gave her a massive hicky that night and tried to sleep with her but there were too many people in the room.

This is our text message conversation the past 30 minutes:
Kara- Jake! I know you are busy right now but I want you to drive here lol I don't work till 5 fri
Jake- You didn't even put out the other night. Why would I want to drive for 5 hours for blue balls
Kara- I don't have sex with people that I'm not together with
Jake- Well, that's dumb.

I haven't gotten a text back. I guess I blew it. Your thoughts?

You could have saved a text with the following response:
'fu, you dumb cunt, I got u a room 4 free & u ddnt even blow me- go fuk yrself u cnt <3 jake'

[Jafar]

I played Phx -2 EV and Phx -3.5 -104

Lean under but I can't bring myself to do it.

Pass the percocets baby!

[MadLib]

I won $610 at Red Rock this afternoon JJ. Spreading $10 to 2x$75. You just can't lose doing that.

I suddenly feel better about my life.

[TJMAXX]

front running ras today just for the fuck of it. will play 3x if he fades any of my plays...
3u Conn UN 146' -105, 3u 1h UN 72 -110
Det -183
Atl OV 150 -111
LA OV 172 -105
Sea -510

[rhinoceros]

what time does edward usually release his picks?

[TJMAXX]

ed goes up around 8-9am pdt...
wash -4' -107

[TJMAXX]

SA +10 -110
atl -4 -101
sea +120
UN 169' -105
LA -4' -105

[daringly]

SA +10 -110
atl -4 -101
sea +120
UN 169' -105
LA -4' -105

I played Santonio, and liked LA... but I was worried about their Center.

[TJMAXX]

still some bitches banging away on pinny for $250. fuck you guys. here's the goods today:
atl -225
OV 152 -105
Phx +127
Un 166' -104
NYL -2 -105

[hubcap617]

Enjoy your plays and look forward to seeing your thoughts, especially wrt WNBA totals. Thx for posting.

[TJMAXX]

I've been wrong before (see above) but this is about as good as it will get this year:

All-in:
Phx 1h Un 86' -104

[hubcap617]

I've been wrong before (see above) but this is about as good as it will get this year:

All-in:
Phx 1h Un 86' -104

Good luck TJ. I'm certainly not one to argue with your under call but am a little curious in what you see. Phoenix, taurasi and cappie and co. scare the hell out of me - they score in bunches. Good luck TJ

[TJMAXX]

Ouch. Tough to get an UN when the C(*&(Ts run a 50 poss half into you... YOSHIN' TIME:
NYL -1' -108
OV 140' -107
Atl -1' -115
SA -6' +100
UN 144'
LA + 10 +101

[TJMAXX]

I spend a few days in the mountains with bad coverage and miss the epic battle between the elfen [sic] dwarf and the leather jacket wearing poker player? I had an inkling this place would go the way of lva with jj at the helm but this is almost as bad as a gary greene and dan gordon orgy...

atl -4' -102
Wash OV 142 -103

[Raybolts]

Thanks for the plays, TJ. I took your advice from another post that said your mod was doing better at totals than sides, and went w/ your over play today, got it at 145. I appreciate your posts, keep the winners coming.

[TJMAXX]

lol I bought some back at 146. Not sure who moved it but it was a good call...

full card today:
conn Un 141' -110
Ny -4 -107
Minn -5' -108

*edit:
-2.13u on 51.68 wagered, roi -4.1%

[CoinFlipPicker]

I like Minny - Sac on the last leg of a long roadie and they suck on the road as is. This one should get ugly

[TJMAXX]

was +159

[TJMAXX]

phx 1h ov 82
Ind -508
Conn +139

[TJMAXX]

SAS -298 (-6' is also playable)

[TJMAXX]

All star game: 1h OV 100' -103