I still run bad

[MadLib]

Some of today's losses:

St. Johns - covering for 39:58, would be bad beat of most people's lifetime.
UMass - led by 8 at home in 2nd half, didn't trail until 4:48 left, gave up 11-2 game ending run
Blazers - led by 17 in 2nd half
Thunder - 13 pt halftime lead (2nd half line = pk) at home vs worst team in league

Here are the games my team overcame a deficit:

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[MadLib]

Nope, don't feel any better. Maybe I should go shoot some dice in the tub at WWW. If that fails, there's always the cinder block and raft store next to Lake Mead ..

[The Chaperone]

I had POR -1.5 -280 HUGE.

[MadLib]

Thank goodness for that - if you had hit and sent the obligatory bragging text, I would be laying in traffic on LV Blvd right now. Easy to do since I'm sleeping on a pedestrian overpass ....

[JuiceHead]

539 South Alabama +7.5; tied at 59 with less than 2 minutes remaining, West Kentucky finishes with an 8-0 run. LOSER!