KrazyBread's 2010-2011 Entertainment Picks

[KrazyBread]

Betting Number 101
Bacholerette Marriage
Will Ali and Roberto marry before December 1st 2011?
Yes +140
Official Play for 3 units.

Sadly, I watched this stuff very closely, and I am very cynical, so I am making this bet for the following reasons. Ali is a fucking airhead; if you x-rayed her skull, you'd probably see a kitten playing with a ball of yarn instead of a brain. Women like that are the reason Hallmark is in business. They believe in all kinds of stupidity, like soulmates, true love, and "everything happens for a reason". She'll push for a summer wedding, but will the guy say yes? His iq is around eighty (just like mine), so that equips me to go inside his head and figure out what he's thinking. When he conducts a cost-benefit analysis, he will be very reluctant to pass up knowing where his next night of sex will come from. Guys like this are always too stupid to differentiate between sexual attraction and true love. If she winds up being the best fuck he's ever had, they will get married well before the deadline. I have no idea how you handicap something like that, but my dairokan tells me yes.

[Missouri Girth]

Betting Number 101
Bacholerette Marriage
Will Ali and Roberto marry before December 1st 2011?
Yes +140
Official Play for 3 units.

Sadly, I watched this stuff very closely, and I am very cynical, so I am making this bet for the following reasons. Ali is a fucking airhead; if you x-rayed her skull, you'd probably see a kitten playing with a ball of yarn instead of a brain. Women like that are the reason Hallmark is in business. They believe in all kinds of stupidity, like soulmates, true love, and "everything happens for a reason". She'll push for a summer wedding, but will the guy say yes? His iq is around eighty (just like mine), so that equips me to go inside his head and figure out what he's thinking. When he conducts a cost-benefit analysis, he will be very reluctant to pass up knowing where his next night of sex will come from. Guys like this are always too stupid to differentiate between sexual attraction and true love. If she winds up being the best fuck he's ever had, they will get married well before the deadline. I have no idea how you handicap something like that, but my dairokan tells me yes.

My wife watched that damned show religiously, so I caught bits and pieces throughout the season. However, I was unlucky enough to watch about the last hour of the final episode, along with the post season show with Ali and Roberto.

They both seemed pretty gung ho about getting married sometime next summer and Roberto was even pushing for the Spring. I did hear they're moving in together soon, so that by far will be their biggest test of endurance. Obviously, betting on two individuals emotions is difficult to do, but you make some nice points and reasonable logic. Of course the last Bachelor and his fiancé turned out to be bat shit crazy, so who knows. Good luck though.

[BennyProfane]

Betting Number 101
Bacholerette Marriage
Will Ali and Roberto marry before December 1st 2011?
Yes +140
Official Play for 3 units.

Sadly, I watched this stuff very closely, and I am very cynical, so I am making this bet for the following reasons. Ali is a fucking airhead; if you x-rayed her skull, you'd probably see a kitten playing with a ball of yarn instead of a brain. Women like that are the reason Hallmark is in business. They believe in all kinds of stupidity, like soulmates, true love, and "everything happens for a reason". She'll push for a summer wedding, but will the guy say yes? His iq is around eighty (just like mine), so that equips me to go inside his head and figure out what he's thinking. When he conducts a cost-benefit analysis, he will be very reluctant to pass up knowing where his next night of sex will come from. Guys like this are always too stupid to differentiate between sexual attraction and true love. If she winds up being the best fuck he's ever had, they will get married well before the deadline. I have no idea how you handicap something like that, but my dairokan tells me yes.

0-1. -3 units.