My Latest Missive From Gary Greene

[Jeff Jones]

You would think they would learn.

I sign up here and all of a sudden I am bombarded by private messages from America's favorite tout psycho, Gary Greene.

I have never mentioned him here.

So, of course he warns me not to post his latest PM to me here. So I'll repeat it twice..

Guess what happens...here we go..




Sorry Gary, stop sending your tout noise to me and I won't post it.

[Jeff Jones]

31 posts into the forum and I have (LVHCM1) using my picture as his avatar and Gary Greene sending me hate mail.

I may have to hire a publicist.

[2w2p2s]

Who's Gary Greene?

[Jeff Jones]

Who's Gary Greene?

Just another non-documented tout in town who thinks he's really intimidating.

[Gary Greene]

Hey jeff why dont we meet out TOUGH GUY?? Of course that's
not going to happen because you are a PUSSY....you talk
a lot of shit.....and hide like a big PUSSY!

I mean give me a fucking break. You are nothing but an old
douche bag cocksucker. I've met 10,000 guys in this town
and you have the worst fucing teeth I've ever seen...and you
claim you have money. You dress like a poor homeless bum
and yet you RIP EVERYBODY out there...especially in the
sports business.

I sent you 2 PM's and you claim you've been BOMBARDED??
That right there shows you are a fucking jackass.....
you think 2 = 100's.

Hey Jon.....I guess your site needs guys to post PM's now
to survive?? I hope thats not the case....and more hope
you don't need this clown Jones kicked off all other forums
because everyone tired of his sorry act to keep the forum
going.

I'll look for you over at Palms....and if anyone else sees
this Jones Pussy out....call me asap....if you dont know
what he looks like.....look for 55 year old guy with
worst teeth in the Book....that's Jones.

[Jeff Jones]

What do I do?

I don't know how I inspire this wrath and push these hate buttons. But I like it.

And I also like being called 55 when I'm 60. That was cool.

[Gary Greene]

Still no call.....I see you online....call me Jones you fucking
pussy.

Why am I a physcho Jones?? Because I don't tolerate pieces
of crap like you who talk shit using your puter all the while
hiding behind it??


Come on man.....everybody knows you are a fucking maggot...
your another one whose claim to fame in life is you
post on a forum......mostly hiding behind it.

Call me....there at least 10 guys dying to meet you...
you talk a lot of shit for a fucking REAL LIFE PUSSY.

[Gary Greene]

Oh I forgot I met you at 55....you looked 85 then...can't imagine
what you look like now.....fuck every tooth by now must be
all black??

[Gary Greene]

You like it only because you HIDE BEHIND YOUR PUTER.

Get real Jones....you are nothing but a bag of douche...
a know nothing at all about sports or betting yet to
mock the guys who do.

[Gary Greene]

Oh and Jones I am NOT trying to itimidate you at all. I am
TRYING to meet you OUT somewhere.....huge difference
you fucking COWARD.

[Gary Greene]

JEFF JONES = COWARD OF THE YEAR AWARD

ps- go brush your teeth...oh wait too late for that to be
of any worth.

Anyone on the forum who knows Jones....please call me.

[Jeff Jones]

It's just too good. Will Gary ever be finally Internet spent? I've got him so tuned up, he could be posting hate for a long while.

[Jeff Jones]

Let him vent.

[Gary Greene]

It's all good....I bet someone here knows you and gives you up
soon.

Words of wisdom Jonescowarddick:

"Don't play with matches" - "you may one day get burned".

"Pray".

Jones...you need to take your act to other people, surely not
me....choose your enemies wisely chump.....I don't take
kindly to maggots like you. Most cowards on forums
only talk shit because the owners give a total free pass
and allow them to talk shit without ever knowing who they
are. People know who you are Jones. Keep posting
shit though. (wink).

[Gary Greene]

One last thing Jones....other forums have the class
to NOT post PM's (I PM you not to clutter the board
with nonsense) yet you as always have to break all the rules.

Hopefully this forum isn't going to allow PM's to be posted.

It's total bush league (just like you Jonesdick) to post PM's.

Of course you need attention....heck its 2 years now since
you've been allowed on a forum right?? (lmao)

[Jeff Jones]

It's all good....I bet someone here knows you and gives you up
soon.

Words of wisdom Jonescowarddick:

"Don't play with matches" - "you may one day get burned".

"Pray".

Jones...you need to take your act to other people, surely not
me....choose your enemies wisely chump.....I don't take
kindly to maggots like you. Most cowards on forums
only talk shit because the owners give a total free pass
and allow them to talk shit without ever knowing who they
are. People know who you are Jones. Keep posting
shit though. (wink).

I thought we had reached the height of absurdity. We haven't.

[Hal01]

This is the kind of banter they need on the radio!

[Gary Greene]

Come on Hal.....your life has to have hitten rock bottom to
actually want to hear/listen to a fucking nobody, (Jones) homeless
bum with rotten teeth at 55.....I mean the guys claim
to fame is as a poster on a forum.....the very worst thing you
can ever be in life is a true COWARD....which Jones clearly is.

[Gary Greene]

Jones,
We reach the height of absurdity every time you post anything.

You are a fucking bum.....your posts are all worthless to
real bettors.

[Jeff Jones]

This is the kind of banter they need on the radio!

I have no idea what Gary's problem is . I never mentioned him once here and all of a sudden he's PM'ing me and trashing me.

This fixation on me is obviously unrequited.

I would diagnose it as LVCHM1 disease.

I don't care. Let Gary ramble.

[Jeff Jones]

You like it only because you HIDE BEHIND YOUR PUTER.

.

And then you end your PM to me with....

GG
ps-- whatever you do: DO NOT
POST MY NAME HERE GOOD BAD
OR WHATEVER....EVER!

How laughable is that? Did you fall off the turnip truck yesterday?

[Gary Greene]

Jones I sent you the PM from reading some of your posts
here of late. I can see your "act" from a mile away.
I didn't want to clutter this board with crap only you
should read.

You don't get it...you got kicked off and worse yet voted
off every other forum. Why?? Because of sorry ass shit
like you posting my private PM (sent for you to read).

My fixation with you is you talk too much shit. I don't like
you. You forget you talked shit way too much about
me a few years back on EOG and other forums. I don't
forget.

I never came on this forum or any forum and trashed you
or heck anyone else UNLESS THEY TRASHED ME FIRST.

My PM to you wasnt to be read by others, just you.

You somehow think you can just post and rip anyone you
want. You CAN'T.

There is huge difference talking to someone in Private PM
or in emails.....not on a forum. Posting PM's is a HUGEEEE
NO NO Jones. Yet you just don't get it. Wait you do get it,
you are a Internet tough guy. You talk all your shit behind
a puter.

I wrote to you responding to your assanine posts props
are now all dead. I mean any "real bettor" who didn't read
that and fucking pee their pants laughing is beyond me.

You should care though. YOU REALLY SHOULD!

[Gary Greene]

Jones its you who must've fell off the turnip truck yesterday.

You don't get in life you just DO NOT MESS WITH SOME PEOPLE.

Not sure why you take that as laughable...but I am glad
you do feel it's funny. I love cowards. There is a large
list of people who HATE you. For some reason I'd bet
you dont get the last laugh pussyboy.

[Gary Greene]

How come you dont call me Jones and we can meet out??

Come on tough guy?? Can you only talk shit behind the puter?

It's easy to talk shit from behind the puter. Call me...let's talk
in person.

[Jeff Jones]

I respect PM's as private. But everybody in town recognizes you as such a psycho, I can tell you right now. You send me any malevolent PM and it will be posted. And it will be ridiculed. Got it?

[Gary Greene]

You talk like Heim claiming "everybody" ....you are a joke....
it's funny guys like you can rip and talk shit about anybody
you want..thats all cool and good somehow...but God forbid
the people you talk shit about don't like it...that makes them
physcho?? LMAO

I don't have anything you say you FUCKING PUSSY.

I'll catch up with ya soon INTERNET TOUGH GUY.

[Jon in Oakland]

Here's what's going to happen:

I have deleted the PM.

Gary, you are not to PM JJ.

No one shall post PM's or emails without the other party's permission

[Gary Greene]

Oh and everyone recognizes you are a piece of shit
and thats why you got banned and voted off every other forum.

I mean you disrespect everyone in the business, every
Casino and Mgr. there is.

No worries about any more PM's...I'll hand deliver the next one...
good to see you alive and kicking.

[Gary Greene]

No worries Jon....I wont PM this pussy again.

I thought the better thing was to PM and keep the silly clutter
off the forum. I do appreciate the PM being deleted here though,
thanks for that....I hate to think Jones is running the forum.

[Gary Greene]

Emails??? The guy is toooooo cowardly chicken shit to take
emails. Jones feels he should be 100% allowed to rip anyone
but he also feels the people he rips should not be allowed
to reply back.....LMAO

[Jon in Oakland]

Gary:

JJ is welcome here. If you want to disagree with him that's fine but let's lose the personal attacks.

[Gary Greene]

Jon,

So he can rip guys as long as he wants, just we cant say
anything back to him?? Ok...I got it now...wasn't sure how this
forum worked.

Over half the posts Jones ever made was a attack on someone's character.

This guy basically rips everyone and anyone daily. That's his schtick.

[Jeff Jones]

Gary is really worked up.

It's a power and a gift I have.

I wish I could take more credit, but he's worked up on every site.

Maybe if he would document his winning picks tonight, it would alleviate some of that attitude.

Fat chance.

[Gary Greene]

Jones why do I have to document my picks for you....
I dont need to. I've been in business 20 years. I am not
selling daily picks. You aren't going to buy my picks
(from the looks of your teeth you can't afford a days
picks of mine, let alone a season deal).

You see Jones my radio shows for 20 years sell the
picks.....doesn't hurt when you go 13-2 on the
radio show with free picks, 50-25 two years prior,
hit lifetime on website over 58%.

I only get worked up when cowards like you talk shit
and hide behind your puter.

Your only gift is you are a doofus who knows little
about gambling, couldn't win with the halftime scores
and you are jealous some people who work really hard
and suceed make money doing something you can't
fathom.

[Jeff Jones]

Gary,

You have got to calm down. You started this with a stupid PM which I posted and the moderators unfailrly removed because it enhanced your image as a total idiot.

My life isn't about convincing marks that I am a big-time gambler/tout. I mean really, if you could actually pick games, you wouldn't be trying to sell them. We all know that. But we'll humor you.

If your advice were really any good, you'd be taking it. Not selling it.

[TOMMY B]

Look at all the time and energy wasted here when something like handicapping could be done.

[Gary Greene]

Jones you are a fucking retard when you claim people
should only bet and not take money from others for helping
them win big off my word (capping). Does Morgan Stanley
charge for investment tips?? I bet $2-3k a game....
if I finish up 50 games....I win $100k...why would I or
anyone else leave tons more on the table by not selling the
picks?? You make no fucking sense with that same sorry
lame line. I make big money betting a year, I make
4-6x it by selling the picks to repeat clients who paid
me a fee, won big on their investment and paid (pay)
again year after year....not sure why this concept
fails your supposed sharp person brain.

[LVHCM1]

I see the AA meeting let out early today...

[jabjazz]

you must make a lot of money to afford that 1978 circa-era brown couch from a photo from your deadsite someone posted a while back.

when are you moving out of your parents house?

[ahearnb]

Who is Dan Gordon?

....sorry, wrong thread. :(

[jabjazz]

hole card dude, we have a black president, math is foreign to 99.8% of Americans still ( Including me), there are single deck games all over the place dealt by big titty hot chick crapjack dealers.

Life is pretty good.

[groovinmahoovin]

Who is Gary Greene?

[Gary Greene]

Oh wow its another Internet Tough Guy (Pussy Coward) Jabazz...
good to see you again Jabazzpuss.....heck I can see you and
guys like Jones must meet out (OF COURSE DOWNTOWN
WHERE YOU PROB LIVE TOO) and fuck each other in the
ass for lunch.

Jazz you are a fucking coward.....talking shit on a puter
doesn't make you a man, and from reading many of your
TIPS on games you aren't a winning bettor either...
I mean my lil niece could pick winners better then you...
do you even know sports a little?

You Internet tough guys crack me up.....talk tons of shit
online and hide like a pussy scared shitless otherwise.


15 posters in 2 full weeks....lol....LVA gets 10 new posts
a day....yet somehow you people want post like Jones's....
this is supposed to be a sharp BETTING FORUM...yet
most posters seem to need to be like jealous bitches
and that's your whole game here. I mean you can't be
serious bettors needing Jones's Stray Cat posts to get thru
your day.

This is more a Desperare Housewives forum then a gambling
one.

[Gary Greene]

Oh and who is Gary Greene?? He's a guy who isn't a big fucking
pussy who comes on forums using a fake name so he can
talk shit without anyone finding him. He uses his real name
and when he talks shit about someone, they can reach him
anytime.

Not like most of the cowards here who can only be hidden
Internet TOUGH GUYS.

Worst thing in all of life you can be is COWARD .....pathetic.

[BONAVENTURA]

awesome forum

bunch of children fighting and no content

well done

[MarcosD]

Oh wow its another Internet Tough Guy (Pussy Coward) Jabazz...
good to see you again Jabazzpuss.....heck I can see you and
guys like Jones must meet out (OF COURSE DOWNTOWN
WHERE YOU PROB LIVE TOO) and fuck each other in the
ass for lunch.

Jazz you are a fucking coward.....talking shit on a puter
doesn't make you a man, and from reading many of your
TIPS on games you aren't a winning bettor either...
I mean my lil niece could pick winners better then you...
do you even know sports a little?

You Internet tough guys crack me up.....talk tons of shit
online and hide like a pussy scared shitless otherwise.


15 posters in 2 full weeks....lol....LVA gets 10 new posts
a day....yet somehow you people want post like Jones's....
this is supposed to be a sharp BETTING FORUM...yet
most posters seem to need to be like jealous bitches
and that's your whole game here. I mean you can't be
serious bettors needing Jones's Stray Cat posts to get thru
your day.

This is more a Desperare Housewives forum then a gambling
one.

I for one agree with you GARY. All these other PEOPLE are nothing but a bunch of SHITFAGGOTBUTTCUNTS who aren't even one TENTH the handicapper you are. Everyone is obviously so jealous of you, and it's easy to see why. I especially loved watching that sex tape on the internet when Lindsay Lohan lost her virginity to you.
So in conclusion, YOUR THE COOLEST EVER. Tomorrow, I'm going to a party at the WESTERN HOTEL CASINO on Fremont STREET to watch the superbowl in their luxurious VIP lounge. Maybe we could hang out there together? Pm me if interested.

[the bhead]

Marcos,

You are going to the Western shindig too...

Let's make sure we meet. I reserved one of the folding chairs. My host also promised there would be cocktail weenies and all the Popov I could drink.

PM us Gary.

[Jeff Jones]

Gary sounds good on the radio. I've had lunch with him, (he paid.). He seemed fine.

But man...on the Internet, we just can't suffer this..

How many "you cocksucker you, hiding behind your computers, Internet pussies, I'm coming to see you in person!" emails and PM's can a person withstand?

Like some of the people you encounter on Fremont Street, you just walk around ...

[jabjazz]

Oh wow its another Internet Tough Guy (Pussy Coward) Jabazz...
good to see you again Jabazzpuss.....heck I can see you and
guys like Jones must meet out (OF COURSE DOWNTOWN
WHERE YOU PROB LIVE TOO) and fuck each other in the
ass for lunch.

Jazz you are a fucking coward.....talking shit on a puter
doesn't make you a man, and from reading many of your
TIPS on games you aren't a winning bettor either...
I mean my lil niece could pick winners better then you...
do you even know sports a little?

You Internet tough guys crack me up.....talk tons of shit
online and hide like a pussy scared shitless otherwise.


15 posters in 2 full weeks....lol....LVA gets 10 new posts
a day....yet somehow you people want post like Jones's....
this is supposed to be a sharp BETTING FORUM...yet
most posters seem to need to be like jealous bitches
and that's your whole game here. I mean you can't be
serious bettors needing Jones's Stray Cat posts to get thru
your day.

This is more a Desperare Housewives forum then a gambling
one.
zero out

[Samo]

Who is Gary Greene?

Congrats on the contest wins, Fez.

Did Dan Gordon congratulate you?

[Jeff Jones]

This thread is getting good.

Today I would like to breakdown a Gary Greene Internet post. Everyone of them. It could be an Internet formula you might want to adopt if you have nothing else.

1) In the first line of the post, call the disagreeable poster a cocksucker or an Internet Pussy (has Internet Pussy even ever been defined?).

2) Then explain that no radio host, tout, gambler, or poster measures up to you.

3) Then explain that you bet more than anybody, and the amount of your bet proves your genius. (Adam Mark Syndrome)

4) Then start the personal attacks. (Gary, you left out I have a receding hairline and my neck is starting to sag. And bad knees. )

5) And then DEMAND that posters must "meet" you. I met you once. I fulfilled my quota.

6) And finally, never document squat.

There you have it. Blueball Sports.

[Tim Patterson]

This has been one of the most entertaining threads I have read in quite some time.
Jeff, you do bring out the best in this Gary guy.

I will admit, I have heard stories about Gary from some of my vegas buddies.
Now, it does come together a bit.

[Tim Patterson]

Jeff,
Molly and I will be in Vegas in April.
I'll let you know the dates as soon as the casinos start offering me "April free hotel dates". I'm still getting "freebies" through March.
Let's have a meal and talk about old times.
Why don't we put Gary 1st on the "topics" list.

[Jeff Jones]

Tim,

You and Molly are SOOOOO..... in luck!!

I have a package of releases in April that is SO STRONG, I cannot discuss them over the Internet. April is the start of baseball, and as everyone knows who listens to tout radio, baseball is the easiest sport to make money on! (Until September comes, when football is the easiest sport to make money on, and then in November when basketball is the easiest sport to make money on.)

I'll be working on a special "Old Times" Sports Package just for you and Molly that is limited to my first 5 callers and every caller after that.

It will be an Aprilember to Remember!

[Tim Patterson]

Molly and I are looking forward to seeing you.

[Jeff Jones]

Molly and I are looking forward to seeing you.

The Diamond Club Card will be expired by April. (We are in a recession here.) We may have to stand in line with folks from Gary, Indiana.

We'll manage.

[Tim Patterson]

And what a recession it is, Jeff.
I just got a four night comp into Caesar's in mid April.
They are really hurting for business if Caesar's is throwing away rooms.

I'll contact you later about a date and time.
It will be the same place, I am sure.